Hazy Sketches Of A Likely Girlfriend
Any man when offered to choose between a cute girl and an Xbox at some point of time in his life will choose the girl before the relationship and definitely the Xbox after the experience
Any man when offered to choose between a cute girl and an Xbox at some point of time in his life will choose the girl before the relationship and definitely the Xbox after the experience(s). It all boils down to the curiosity, the enigma that she carries around with her. So men can't help it and chooses the girl when given such an option. Pity, though man shall realize his mistake! Games are much more fun, realistic, engaging than girls. They don't demand things, do not sulk, are not jealous and don't get angry when you spend time with your friends.
Girlfriends come in various shapes and sizes. But most importantly there are certain types any man must know before he pings them. There are no guides to dummies in this area of expertise and hence we shall see the prominent types we are likely to come across, which I presume may be useful in a real life encounter.
First of all is 'The Dream girl'. She is the perfect one who is clever, witty, loves you a lot, is gorgeous and has a good sense of humor. But understand that such type does not exist. As i said before she is good for only novels and movies. No man ever saw her nor will he ever. Except in your dreams.
Next in line is 'The Make-up girl'. As the name suggests she gives more importance to her looks than being with you or even eating or thinking for that matter. Her bag always contains the make-up kit filled with items as if a holocaust is expected to happen. Her face is covered with grease and lips with lipstick. You can never see her actual face and probably she uses a thinner to remove her make-up at home. Such girlfriends usually end up being the high maintenance type, but can act as good arm candy if you are looking for one!
The third type is 'The Opposites'. Such girls behave usually like they know everything or they know nothing. The know-it all types are not good for a man's ego as we all know looking stupid is not our favorite hobby. If you want to be bossed around, please go ahead. The other opposite type is usually like Kristen Stewart from twilight. They are broody, look sad and they expect you to take decisions mostly. This helps your ego as you feel like prince charming saving the damsel in distress. But believe me, it can get annoying when the stress starts getting to you over time.
The last one i guess is 'The Mother type'. As the name suggests lot of men like their girlfriends to resemble their moms. Some girls certainly do look and act like them. They are caring, loving and always looking after you. She can be the perfect girl you are looking for but watch out if she starts counting to 5 if you don't go to your bath or eat your vegetables!
